Well, someone saw an advanced screening of some movie i don't care about, and the HP:OOTP trailer was shown, of course. I HAD to read it.
"It begins with the familiar WB logo, flying through the clouds. We hear Sirius Black speaking, talking about Voldemort's return, then we see his face. Cut to Dumbledore, speaking to, presumably, the Wizengamot warning them of Voldy's return, that they should not ignore the signs. It quicky shows what looks like the windows of the Great Hall shattering, but I'm not sure. Then we see Harry, close up with his new hair cut (WHY!?), then Hermione, then Ron. We see shots of Hagrid, and then Umbridge(very quick shot). A small snippet of Harry learning Occlumency: Snape scorns him for being weak minded and Harry says something like "I'm not weak!" to which Snape replies, "Than PROVE it!!" Good lord, my memory sucks. Moving along...then we see: BELLATRIX, WOOT! They show her in all her evil glory, in one shot where it looks like she might be casting a spell or had just cast one. Cut to some more rapid shots of Harry and the gang in some forrest and then: dun, Dun, DUN!!!! VOLDEMORT!! IN SOME FOG!!!! LOOKING CREEPY!!!! Then we see Harry kiss Cho. Yup. They show it. It's kind of a dark shoot, so I couldn't tell if it was Cho, but I'm just guessing that it's her. Cut to a shot of London from afar, with a pack of wizards and witches on broomsticks flying towards it, then we see harry on his broom, from the left side, with a few D.A. flying in the background, as they whizz fast what looks like the London Bridge. And then my mind goes blurry. I think this is wherer I got so excited that I stated clapping, and stopped paying the utmost attention. Or maybe the teaser just ends there, cause then we see the title, with the Harry Potter theme starting up as they show it. FINITO."
OMFG OCCLUMENCYYYYY!! SNAAAAAAPEYPOO!!11 that's right Harry, take it like a bitch. :P
perhaps i should post this on ONTD. LMAO @ the people who thought Snape wouldn't be in this movie. rub it in their faces. *cough*vendettav*cough*
dun dun duuuuuunnnnnnnn.
i can't wait until this hits teh intarwebs. but as soon as it goes on youtube, you just know the WB will be asses and have it taken off pronto :(