July 4th, 2009

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i got FAIL stamped on my forehead

wow i REALLY don't belong here. FAIL FAIL FAIL!!

Could you pass the latest citizenship test?

You answered 35% (5/20) of questions correctly. Here's your rating:

0-20%: Maybe you're still thinking too much about the Old Country.

25-40%: Mmmm. Do you really want to be a citizen? This kind of performance isn't going to impress those nice immigration folks.

45-60%: Not too bad, but you really need to break out the civics books again -- word is, the INS is looking for an 80 percent score.

65-80%: Hey, you may make a good citizen yet! Look at your wrong answers and a little revision should do the trick.

85-100%: Welcome to the United States! (And, truth be told, you know more about this great land than most Americans.)

some of those questions were SO DAMN OBVIOUS. urgh. i've not been in school for a long time, mind you. pretty much what i learned went in one ear and out the other. *takes the walk of shame*

CAN YOU DO BETTER?! or worse..? well take it and find out:

*goes to take one for Canada*
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